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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 10, 2006


FORTH IF HONK THEN
FORTH IF HONK THEN

God is real, unless declared integer.
God is real, unless declared integer.

HOLY MACRO!
HOLY MACRO!

Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.

I have sacrificed time, health, and fortune, in the desire...
I have sacrificed time, health, and fortune, in the desire to complete these Calculating Engines. I have also declined several offers of great personal advantage to myself. But, notwithstanding the sacrifice of these advantages for the purpose...

"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" ...
"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM." -- Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." ...

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