Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 23, 2012

Back in the days of old Adam The grass served as mattress...
Back in the days of old Adam The grass served as mattress for madam, And they spent the whole day On the sex that today They would bounce on box springs, if they had 'em.

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities...
Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean? A: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go...