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WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods...
WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the machine...

Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.

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