Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 4, 2012

ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.
ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you...
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to...
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.

I think ... therefore I am confused.
I think ... therefore I am confused.

There are three ways to get things done: (1) Do...
There are three ways to get things done: (1) Do it yourself, (2) Hire someone to do it, or (3) Forbid your kids to do it.