Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 19, 2012

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

A dolly in Dallas named Alice, Whose overworked sex is...
A dolly in Dallas named Alice, Whose overworked sex is all callous, Wore the foreskin away On uncircumcised Ray, Through exuberance, tightness, and malice.

There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig...
There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was a folly. Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it just to be jolly."

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...