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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 29, 2012


Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent...
Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent. -- Walt Kelly

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking...
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills. -- Marc Price

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning...
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city. -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire"

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