Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 10, 2013

There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony...
There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony he bought her, Till she found that its dong Was as hard and as long As the prayers her father had taught her. She married a fellow named Tony Who soon found her fucking...

Now it can be told FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE In an announcement...
Now it can be told FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE In an announcement that has stunned the computer industry, Ken Thompson, Dennis Ritchie and Brian Kernighan admitted that the Unix operating system and C programming language created by them is an elaborate...