Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday August 26, 2013

DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive...
DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system? You can! Just mail to "fortune" with the fortune you hate most, and we MIGHT make sure it gets expunged.

CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..

Look afar and see the end from the beginning.
Look afar and see the end from the beginning.

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,...
As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day, I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay, The words were torn and tattered, From the storm the night before, The wind and rain had done its work and this is how it goes, Smoke Coca-Cola...