Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 20, 2013

A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday...
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces. He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell...

Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.

Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.
Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.

Mieux vaut tard que jamais!
Mieux vaut tard que jamais!