Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 14, 2013

Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.

A distinguished professor from Swarthmore Got along with a sexy...
A distinguished professor from Swarthmore Got along with a sexy young sophomore. As quick as a glance He stripped off his pants, But he found that the sophomore'd got off more.

Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, She had so many...
Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, She had so many children, She didn't know what to do. So she moved to Atlanta.