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To communicate is the beginning of understanding...
To communicate is the beginning of understanding. -- AT&T

The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us, the Universe.
The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us, the Universe.

DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on...
DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.

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