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A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His mouth can hold more than his belican.
        He can take in his beak
        Enough food for a week.
I'm darned if I know how the helican.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  212 of 860

A wonderful tribe are the Sweenies,
Renowned for the length of their peenies.
        The hair on their balls
        Sweeps the floors of their halls,
But they don't look at women, the meanies.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  213 of 860

A wood-fetish busboy named Gable
Is rapid, is thorough, is able;
        But when everything's cleared,
        He gives way to the weird,
As he lovingly busses each table.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  214 of 860

A worn-out young husband named Lehr
Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
        "Slip on a sheath, quick,
        Then slip your big dick
Between these lips covered with hair."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  215 of 860

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
        Said the doctor, a cynic,
        "Get out of my clinic
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  216 of 860

A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
        Said the doctor, a cynic,
        "Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  217 of 860

A young bride and groom of Australia
Remarked as they joined genitalia :
        "Though the system seems odd,
         We are thankful that God
Developed the genus Mammalia."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  218 of 860

A young fellow discovered through Freud
That although of penis devoid,
        He could practice coitus
        By eating a foetus,
And his parents were quite overjoyed.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  219 of 860

A young Juliet of St. Louis
On a balcony stood acting screwy.
        Her Romeo climbed,
        But he wasn't well timed,
And half-way up, off he went -- blooey!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  220 of 860

A young lad named Lester McGraw
Caught a stranger on top of his Maw.
        As he watched him stick her
        He said, with a snicker,
"You do it much faster than Paw."
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