Freebsd Murphys Law: 18 of 833 |
Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 19 of 833 |
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of
inanimate objects.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 20 of 833 |
Leakproof seals --- will.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 21 of 833 |
Never offend people with style
when you can offend them with substance.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 22 of 833 |
Our customers' paperwork is profit.
Our own paperwork is loss.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 23 of 833 |
At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 24 of 833 |
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 25 of 833 |
This space for rent.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 26 of 833 |
The more directives you issue to solve a problem,
the worse it gets.
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Freebsd Murphys Law: 27 of 833 |
Cop-out number 1.
You should have seen it when I got it.
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