Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 1, 2017

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal...
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.