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There was a young man of high station
Who was found by a pious relation
        Making love in a ditch
        To -- I won't say a bitch --
But a woman of no reputation.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  712 of 860

There was a young man of Khartoum,
The strength of whose balls was his doom.
        So strong was his shootin',
        The third law of Newton
Propelled the poor chap to the Moon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  713 of 860

There was a young man of Khartoum
Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
        He not only fucked her,
        But buggered and sucked her--
And left her to pay for the room.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  714 of 860

There was a young man of Kildare
Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
        The bannister broke,
        But he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  715 of 860

There was a young man of Kutki
Who could blink himself off with one eye.
        For a while though, he pined,
        When his organ declined
To function, because of a stye.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  716 of 860

There was a young man of Lahore
Whose prick was one inch and no more.
        It was all right for key-holes
        And little girl's pee-holes,
But not worth a damn with a whore.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  717 of 860

There was a young man of Lake Placid
Whose prick was lethargic and flaccid.
        When he wanted to sport
        He would have to resort
To injections of sulphuric acid.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  718 of 860

There was a young man of Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
        When jangled together
        They played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  719 of 860

There was a young man of Missouri
Who fucked with a terrible fury.
        Till hauled into court
        For his beastial sport,
And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  720 of 860

There was a young man of Natal
And Sue was the name of his gal.
        One day, north of Aden,
        He got his hard rod in,
And came clear up Suez Canal.
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