Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 12, 2017

Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in...
Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.

Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely,...
Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely, but not costly. -- John Lyly

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large...
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.

Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, ...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight. We confer and concur, We defer...

If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both...
If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have been wasted.