Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 26, 2017

Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your...
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

"I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA... But...
"I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA... But no WOO-WOO!" -- Zippy the Pinhead

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing...
There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know. A woman is fine, And a sheep is divine, But a llama is Numero Uno."

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat...
If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. -- Calvin Coolidge

If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.