Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 6, 2017

Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!

The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse...
The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk; That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash