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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 16, 2017


Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.

A fisherman off of Cape Cod Said, "I'll bugger that tuna,...
A fisherman off of Cape Cod Said, "I'll bugger that tuna, by God!" But the high-minded fish Resented his wish, And nimbly swam off with his rod.

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