Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 10, 2017

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.

Never reveal your best argument.
Never reveal your best argument.

Never say "Oops" in an operating room.
Never say "Oops" in an operating room.

A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: ...
A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: At a masquerade ball, Dressed in nothing at all, She backed in as a Parker House roll.

A physical fellow named Fisk Could screw at a rate very brisk...
A physical fellow named Fisk Could screw at a rate very brisk. So fast was his action The Fitzgerald contraction Would shrink up his rod to a disk.