Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 7, 2017

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine...
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

There was a young man, name of Saul, Who was able to bounce...
There was a young man, name of Saul, Who was able to bounce either ball, He could stretch them and snap them, And juggle and clap them, Which earned him the plaudits of all.

"The fundamental principle of science, the definition...
"The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment." -- Richard P. Feynman