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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 18, 2017


Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died...
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck

One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen...
One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen had reached an enlightened state. Much impressed by this news, several of his peers went to speak with him. "We have heard that you are enlightened. Is this true?"...

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