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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 4, 2017


A charmer from old Amarillo, Sick of finding strange heads...
A charmer from old Amarillo, Sick of finding strange heads on her pillow, Decided one day That to keep men away She would stuff up her crevice with Brillo.

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably...
If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

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