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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 5, 2017


There was a young fellow from Parma Who was solemnly screwing...
There was a young fellow from Parma Who was solemnly screwing his charmer. Said the damsel demure, "You'll excuse me, I'm sure, But I must say you fuck like a farmer."

There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things...
There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things came from god. But it wasn't the almighty Who lifted her nighty, It was Roger, the lodger, by god.

Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion
Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion

How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing...
How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL SHARPENERS right NOW??

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