Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 4, 2018

There was a young fellow named Pell Who didn't like cunt very...
There was a young fellow named Pell Who didn't like cunt very well. He would finger or fuck one, But never would suck one-- He just couldn't get used to the smell.

[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line...
[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in Japan]: The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by permitting wonderful...