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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 22, 2019


A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair...
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen. She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison.

A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.

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