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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 5, 2019


A princess who lived near a bog Met a prince in the form of...
A princess who lived near a bog Met a prince in the form of a frog. Now she and her prince Are the parents of quints, Four boys and one fine polliwog.

A sperm faced, alack and forsooth, His moment of sexual truth...
A sperm faced, alack and forsooth, His moment of sexual truth. He'd expected to fall On a womb's spongy wall But was dashed to his death on a tooth.

Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.

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