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Aug 8, 2006

Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast...
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned...

Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then...
Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die. -- C.S. Lewis

Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated...
Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated a surprising amount of controversy among Church leaders, who on the one hand considered the argument unsupported by scripture but on the other hand were unwilling to risk offending God's grandmother...

Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.D...
Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.D. He was a pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian. [...] To him is ascribed the sublime confession: Credo quia absurdum est (I believe...

Test for paraquat: Take amount of grass used in...
Test for paraquat: Take amount of grass used in one joint, and wash in 5 cc's of water, agitating gently for 15 minutes. Strain out leaves, leaving a brownish-yellow solution. Add 100 mg each of sodium bicarbonate and sodium dithionite...


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