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Jun 15, 2012

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been...
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.

IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it...
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary...
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some...
If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. -- Douglas Jerrold

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.


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