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Jun 2, 2012

The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper ...
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper -- Thomas Jefferson

The Advertising Agency Song: When your client's...
The Advertising Agency Song: When your client's hopping mad, Put his picture in the ad. If he still should prove refractory, Add a picture of his factory.

"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might...
"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it." -- M. Devine, Computer Science 340

The answer is that libdialog, the library on which sysinstall...
The answer is that libdialog, the library on which sysinstall depends for these menus, is genuinely evil. It is the unloved, satanic bastard child of multiple parents and torturing users like yourself constitutes the only joy in life it has left. Its source files are...

The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that...
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.


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