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Jun 20, 2012

It used to be the fun was in The capture and kill. In another...
It used to be the fun was in The capture and kill. In another place and time I did it all for thrills. -- Lust to Love

It was one time too many One word too few It was all too much...
It was one time too many One word too few It was all too much for me and you There was one way to go Nothing more we could do One time too many One word too few -- Meredith Tanner

It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More...
It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"

It's gonna be alright, It's almost midnight, And I've got...
It's gonna be alright, It's almost midnight, And I've got two more bottles of wine.

It's just a jump to the left And then a step to...
It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips And pull your knees in tight. It's the pelvic thrust That really gets you insa-a-a-a-ane LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! -- Rocky Horror...


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