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Feb 18, 2014

Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.
Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large...
So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.

Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette...
Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.

Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters ...
Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters Half 1/2 bottle Bottle 750 milliliters Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters Jeroboam 4 bottles Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in...


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