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Feb 24, 2014

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute...
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.

First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even...
First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat. It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe...

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place...
For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex. -- Gore Vidal

For three years, the young attorney had been taking...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then...

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: It is a rule...
Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: It is a rule of evidence deduced from the experience of mankind and supported by reason and authority that positive testimony is entitled to more weight than negative testimony, but by the latter term is meant negative testimony...


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