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Feb 9, 2014

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman...
If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman. -- Michelet

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing...
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves. -- Don Marquis

If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Allen

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.


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