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Dec 7, 2015

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately,...
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. -- Nick Faldo

We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone...
We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard...
We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves. -- Crazy Jimmy

We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength...
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength. But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant. [...] I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk white BMW and...

We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every...
We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every animal tend to brand Homo sapiens as the greatest catastrophe since the Cretaceous extinction. -- S.J. Gould


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