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Aug 31, 2017

My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good...
My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.

Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live...
Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live in them, And psychiatrists collect the rent.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died...
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck

New England Life, of course. Why do you ask?
New England Life, of course. Why do you ask?

page 46 ...a report citing a study by Dr. Thomas C...
page 46 ...a report citing a study by Dr. Thomas C. Chalmers, of the Mount Sinai Medical Center in New York, which compared two groups that were being used to test the theory that ascorbic acid is a cold preventative. "The group on placebo who thought they...


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