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Nov 1, 2018

If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed...
If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop. The law of gravity supercedes the law of golf...

If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good...
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude. If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right. If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager...

If people concentrated on the really important things...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. -- Doug Larson

If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look...
If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the way they do?

If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes...
If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of everything. When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf. Both those things sound pretty good to me...


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