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Apr 30, 2008

"Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded...
"Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white light. It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In a booming voice, He says: "THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM FOR THE 386." (Matt Welsh)

"We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in...
"We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds." (Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amterdam Linux Symposium)

We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance...
We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. (Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates)

We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will...
We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. (seen in someone's .signature)

We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so...
We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours! (Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)

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