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Jan 15, 2013

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing...
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. [Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment...
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. -- John Kenneth Galbraith


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