Freebsd Fortunes 3

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

economics, n.:
        Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J.K. Galbraith.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Economies of scale:
        The notion that bigger is better.  In particular, that if you want
        a certain amount of computer power, it is much better to buy one
        biggie than a bunch of smallies.  Accepted as an article of faith
        by people who love big machines and all that complexity.  Rejected
        as an article of faith by those who love small machines and all
        those limitations.

economist, n:
        Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough
        personality to become an accountant.

Economists can certainly disappoint you.  One said that the economy would
turn up by the last quarter.  Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
                -- Robert Orben

Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
                -- Edgar R. Fiedler

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