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May 29, 2013

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place...
We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place. -- John Berryman

We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's out.
We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's out.

We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has...
We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu". You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket,...

We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement...
We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement...

"We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after...
"We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show." [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort...


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