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Jun 29, 2013

Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice...
Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on the proof.

Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in...
Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

genealogy, n.: An account of one's descent from...
genealogy, n.: An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own. -- Ambrose Bierce

Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive...
Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright."

genius, n.: Person clever enough to be born in...
genius, n.: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.


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