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Jan 30, 2015

You will be run over by a beer truck.
You will be run over by a beer truck.

You will be run over by a bus.
You will be run over by a bus.

You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.

You will be successful in love.
You will be successful in love.

You will be surprised by a loud noise.
You will be surprised by a loud noise.


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