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Apr 5, 2016

Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep...
Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses; (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothes; (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles...

Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found...
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash

Some programming languages manage to absorb change...
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand progress.

Some programming languages manage to absorb change,...
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers...
Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear.

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