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Jan 14, 2019

Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake...
Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable. -- Ambrose Bierce

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business...
Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.

Weekend, where are you?
Weekend, where are you?

Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible to a person...
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.


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