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Jan 31, 2019

Supervisor: Do you think you understand the basic ideas...
Supervisor: Do you think you understand the basic ideas of Quantum Mechanics? Supervisee: Ah! Well, what do we mean by "to understand" in the context of Quantum Mechanics? Supervisor: You mean "No", don't you? Supervisee: Yes...

Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.
Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.

Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Support the American Kidney Foundation. Don't wear your...
Support the American Kidney Foundation. Don't wear your motorcycle helmet.

Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's...
Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)


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