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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  141 of 2171

Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  142 of 2171

Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  143 of 2171

Support the American Kidney Foundation.
Don't wear your motorcycle helmet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  144 of 2171

Support the Girl Scouts!
        (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  145 of 2171

Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!
                -- A public service announcement from Phyllis Schlafly,
                  the Catholic Church, and the National Rifle Association
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  146 of 2171

Support your local church or synagogue.
Worship at Bank of America.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  147 of 2171

Support your right to arm bears!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  148 of 2171

Support your right to bare arms!
                -- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  149 of 2171

Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same
rate as computers and over the same period:  how much cheaper and more
efficient would the current models be?  If you have not already heard the
analogy, the answer is shattering.  Today you would be able to buy a
Rolls-Royce for $2.75, it would do three million miles to the gallon, and
it would deliver enough power to drive the Queen Elizabeth II.  And if you
were interested in miniaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on
a pinhead.
                -- Christopher Evans
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  150 of 2171

Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests.
But what if he forgets?
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