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Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.

Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Support the American Kidney Foundation.
Don't wear your motorcycle helmet.

Support the Girl Scouts!
        (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)

Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!
                -- A public service announcement from Phyllis Schlafly,
                  the Catholic Church, and the National Rifle Association

Support your local church or synagogue.
Worship at Bank of America.

Support your right to arm bears!!

Support your right to bare arms!
                -- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association

Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same
rate as computers and over the same period:  how much cheaper and more
efficient would the current models be?  If you have not already heard the
analogy, the answer is shattering.  Today you would be able to buy a
Rolls-Royce for $2.75, it would do three million miles to the gallon, and
it would deliver enough power to drive the Queen Elizabeth II.  And if you
were interested in miniaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on
a pinhead.
                -- Christopher Evans

Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests.
But what if he forgets?