Freebsd Murphys Law

Of two possible events,
only the undesired one will occur.

The faster the plane,
the narrower the seats.

If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know.

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50 50 chance that
something will go wrong,
It will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to
save all of the parts.

1) Things will get worse before they get better.
2) Who said things would get better?

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

There is a solution to every problem;
the only difficulty is finding it.

Don't make your doctor your heir.