Freebsd Murphys Law

You never know who's right, but you always know
who's in charge.

(1)     Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.
(2)     A good manager can make a decision without enough
        facts.
(3)     A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

The boss who attempts to impress employees with his
knowledge of intricate details has lost sight of his
final objective.

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you
don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

In a hierarchical system, the rate of pay varies
inversely with the unpleasantness and difficulty
of the task.

The client who pays the least complains the most

A lack of planning on your part
does not constitute an emergency on my part.

I know you believe you understand
   what you think I said,
      however, I am not sure you realize,
         that what I think you heard
            is not what I meant

Real programmers don't eat muffins.

In any bureaucracy, paperwork increases as you spend
more and more time reporting on the less and less you
are doing.  Stability is achieved when you spend all of
your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.