Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 451 - 460 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  451 of 833

When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it
around instead of picking it up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  452 of 833

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely
proportional to the number of other people who are in
a position to do it instead.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  453 of 833

Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  454 of 833

No one keeps a record of decisions you could have made
but didn't.  Everyone keeps a records of your bad ones.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  455 of 833

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  456 of 833

The inside contact that you have developed at great
expense is the first person to be let go in any
reorganization.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  457 of 833

It's tough to get reallocated when you're the one
who's redundant.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  458 of 833

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  459 of 833

If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will
   have to wait.
If you're late, you will be too late.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  460 of 833

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept
and the hours are lost.
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